I’ve got my yo-yo,
I’ve got my mojo,
I’m the best, ya done know!
I just merc’d you with my yoyo, oh no!
Can you do spirit bomb?
I don’t think so,
Funny bones a tough trick,
But when you pull it off, it’s so sick!
If you can’t perform ninja vanish,
Of course I’m gonna take the mic!
I’ve got an immense work ethic,
I put a shift in,
3 hours a day, all the girls say, ‘hey’,
I say, ‘do you wanna see maximum overdrive?’
So I nail the trick, then give em a high five,
Don’t pick up a yo-yo,
You’ll do a nose-dive!
I could teach you but I haven’t got time,
When I pick up a yo-yo, you know it’s showtime!
Born to entertain, don’t ever call me lame,
I’m searching for fame,
I do complex tricks, I’m in the fast-lane,
I can perform, ‘electric fan, independent tangler,
and pulse rifle,
I’m peckish, all this practice,
I need some trifle,
I can perform, ‘figure eight and grey poupon’,
Cos I’m the don!
I’m so sick, I turn the girls on!
Check this one out, ‘Mexican duck pond,’
Of Becky I’m very fond,
The flyest in the room,
I turn into a werewolf;
When it’s a full moon,
Now the chorus, I’m looking for a girl with the star sign;
‘Taurus,’
Chorus:
Practice from dawn to noon,
Afternoon to dusk,
My name; often discussed,
I’m Shakespeare in disguise,
I can feel butterflies,
To compete with me,
You can always fantasize,
Performing with my yo-yo,
Not many lows, just highs,
To compete with me,
You can always fantasize,
Performing with my yo-yo,
Not many lows, just highs,
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Verse 2
I’m in the race,
The gold cup I’m trying to chase,
2 more years and I’ll face my fears,
I wanna win a trophy with my yo-yo displays,
Been practicing so long I’m in a daze,
Trying to find a way through this maze,
Still trying to master boingy boing,
Still struggling, maybe I should of tried juggling,
Love doing combos,
Will I ever win? Who knows?
Will I ever be; one of the pros?
Love my music, love putting on shows!
Love the drums, love the banjos,
Check this trick out; ’quick change,’
It’s a small world, life is strange,
Still can’t master black hops,
Think I’m better cleaning with mops,
Like to consider myself; one of the hotshots;
In the yoyo game,
I’m looking for a cute dame,
If you want the fame?
I’m the best rapper alive,
That’s my claim,
Dope is my birth-name,
Just kidding, enough of the fibbing,
I’m tired, time for chilling,
I’m in a contest, I need a giant-killing,
Got to be in it to win it,
Man I’m so lit!
In the music business I will never quit,
Can you work hard? Can you commit?
Or are you just counterfeit?
Back to the chorus,
I’m a human thesaurus!
Chorus:
Practice from dawn to noon,
Afternoon to dusk,
My name; often discussed,
I’m Shakespeare in disguise,
I can feel butterflies,
To compete with me,
You can always fantasize,
Performing with my yo-yo,
Not many lows, just highs,
To compete with me,
You can always fantasize,
Performing with my yo-yo,
Not many lows, just highs,
X3
Written by Matt Davies 2023 ©