Stick To the Plan
This is rap nombre cinq (zanc),
Get that dough straight in the bank,
These lyrics are flowing like a river,
Pour me a glass of disaronno,
My favourite tipple,
What’s yours?
Vodka, tequila, whisky, rum?
Don’t be dumb,
Drink in moderation,
Almost killed by a drink driver,
Didn’t flinch,
I’m untouchable,
Got God on side,
Always got my back,
Do the lord’s work,
Stick to the plan,
I’m the main man,
Are you a fan?
Stick to the plan,
I’m the main man,
Are you a fan?
Are you a fan?
(X’s 2)
Don’t come to the show,
Like you consumed some bitter lemons,
I deliver the entertainment,
But I’m not a showman,
Just making an honest living,
Getting my cheddar,
Got bills to pay
Don’t ruin my day,
Or I will blank you,
Give everyone one chance,
You let me down,
You’re greeted with a frown,
Rap 5 page 2
Give me a second to explain myself,
You wanna be like me,
Pursue your dreams?
The skys the limit,
Wait there is no limit,
Wanna be the best,
Best of the best,
Don’t wanna sit on a desk,
Got alot more to offer,
Man of many talents,
And on that bombshell,
I’ll leave you to revel,
In the entertainer,
Who is Matt Davies,
The unique, original,
Man of faith,
Man of discipline,
Are you still living in sin.
Stick to the plan,
I’m the main man,
Are you a fan?
Are you a fan?
Forget all you coach potatoes,
I’m so busy I’ve no time for t.v.
I know that you want to be me,
But if I’m gone can you fill my shoes?
I didn’t think so,
Hang on a mo,
I’ve got a phone call,
Ring-Ring, Ring-Ring,
Hi honey, I’m busy right now,
I’m doing a show,
Don’t interrupt my flow,
I’ll meet you at the bar,
Thou ev’ry one wants my autograph,
And a selfie photograph,
Please don’t laugh,
I’ll meet you at seven,
But wiv this mob, I might have to make it eleven,
The show’s over honey,
My God you look lov’ly,
I’ll have a whiskey on the rocks,
I think they love me,
I’m a big star,
Thanks for waiting and congratulating,
Now shall we get on wiv dating?
Chorus:
Stick to the plan,
I’m the main man,
Are you a fan?
Are you a fan?
Copyright Matthew Davies 2015 ©